To Bitch, or Not To Bitch?

There are so many ridiculously stupid and tiny things every single damn day that gets on my nerves. They're stupid, they're dumb and for no reason at all should they bother me, but I'm a whack and a control freak, therefore they do.

The word for those shiny little disc things that you sew onto dresses and stuff to make them look fancy... they are SEQUINS people! Not SEQUENCE.... that's an order that things go in...

www.
www. annoys me. Do we really need to pay any attention to the www? We all know that 99.9% of websites start with www. so do we need to reiterate that to people when we're giving them a web address? I think not.

Dirty looks in the grocery checkout line. If you're behind me and you give me a dirty look, I'm gonna laugh in your face. Yep, I will. You roll your eyes because I use 8439038923 coupons in a single transaction... but if you don't want to be bothered with my coupons, you're more than welcome to pay my grocery bill. So either look away, or hop on another checkout lane.

Why is it that I've had my email passwords for quite some time now, but I seem to rush through it and type it wrong? Then I do it again, all the while thinking I type it right... but didn't. Picture this going on 4-5 more times before I "hunt & peck" style type it in due to frustration.

Billy Mays, I love you... but commercials piss me off. I know how to flip a burger, even those tiny ones, believe it or not, and I know how to get toothpaste out of the tube. So I'm sorry, Big City Sliders Station and the toothpaste thing (I can't remember its name) I'm rendering you useless. Now that thing that the lady has with the 2 sections and she makes candy bar cakes and stuffed soup... THAT I want.

And this pic is probably the last one you'll see of me with long ass hair... come Monday, I'm choppin' the crap off!! And thats my... "I'm on the phone... wtf..." face.