Quotable Sunday

Happy Quotable Sunday ya'll!! Toni from A Daily Dose of Toni hosts Quotable Sunday every week! Want to participate? Head over and link up!!

I've been feeling unproductive lately... haven't wanted to clean, haven't gotten up the stamina to organize, need to still get everything in order for the mega yard sale happening here in a couple weeks... So this week's quotes are "EXCUSES"

Diet excuses...
"But the doughnut was calling my name."
"Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake."

For those lazy days...
"Today has been cancelled because of lack of interest!"


I've got better things to do cause...
"My Grandma got her arm caught in the microwave."


One for my best friends the bill collectors...
"Yes I know I owe this debt... but it isn't as important as paying for my cigarettes."


Good for anything....
"I do what cheerios tell me!"


And the excuse for anything and all things...
"It was the aliens I tell ya! It's the aliens! I was sitting and they came and put me in their spaceship and flew off, came back and blew up the cat and threw me down!"